ROX People

Xy, Your Tour Guide

Xy is a ROX icon.

Featured in:

ROX Episodes

Special Mish-Mosh Episode
Family Values Special
A Festival of Fools
Peace & Justice Special
Congrats to Clinton
Out of Work, Out of Mind
J&B Give Thanx
Beer and Its Abuses
J&B's Holiday-Type Festivity
Boyz Nite In
Sunday Morning
J&B Get Sick
The Great Midwestern Watershed
Our Drinking Problem
Funky Young Siblings of the Midwestern Hemisphere
A Toast to Poverty
Mom, Dad, I'm Getting Married
J&B's Freshman Orientation Program
B's Summer Vacation
Sloppy But Quick
My Mother the Doctor
Mish-Mosh Revisited
The Eternal Return
Tying One On
Hallowgiving '93
Falling Behind
A Leap of Faith
29 Minutes
How to Load Fruit
The Nature of Reality
Mental Housecleaning
The Mystical State
What's in Store for '94?
J&B on Ice
Back in the Camera Again
Six Six Six
Noam Chomsky
The Worm Turns
Coping with the Shock
J&B Get Baked
Sustaining the Buzz
Moving on Down
XY in NY
A Day in the Life
The Overt Promotion of Anarchy
Flow
Gateway
All Saint's Day
Raw Footage
Blood on the Dial
Head Jobz
Generation Why?
BCAT XMAS
Prize Fools
Slaves to the Bean
A Semisesquicentennial Celebration
Brew Ha Ha
How to Make Your Own TV Show
Love on the ROX
The Potable Gourmet
J&B Eat Garlic
A Virtual Vacation
Global Village Idiots
The Harvest
The Seven Year Itch
In Praise of Folly
Fat
Property is Theft
Property is Theft, Part II
After the Levees Failed
Fifteen Months of Katrina
Life & Death on the ROX
ROX Season One DVD Release Party & 20th Anniversary Celebration
Clusterfuck
Go Viral or Die Tryin'
Episode Number One Hundred

Programs

Events

Drinx

Cosmetics

Musical Artists

Organizations

Recipes

XY's Fab Guac
Doctored Ramen
XY's Fab Salsa

Recurring Segments

Vocab

lumpen

External Links

Recent Commentary by Xy

Reviews

ROX: People: Xy      Send a Message to Xy

Current Location: New Orleans

Vital Statistics

Real Name:
Christy
Birthdate:
1968-12-29

Production Notes:

July 21st, 2004
What Xy Stands For

B: Some people are confused about what Xy stands for and how to pronounce it. You might have heard that XY is the male chromosome. This is true, but that's a mere coincidence.

Xy is the name of the ROX tour guide, who also happens to be the love of my life and the song of my heart. I can assure you that she is female.

X stands for Christ, as any good Xian knows. Thus the expression, “Merry Xmas.” As for Y, well, that stands for why as in “Christ, why did you do that?” This is something I ask around our house on an alarmingly frequent basis.

Put them together and you have her name, pronounced kris-tee just like you'd expect.

So Xy is really just an abbreviation. We use the abbreviated form as a codename to protect her secret identity. In real life she's a teacher, and it just wouldn't do to have her students searching the Web and finding this website.

Media for Xy:
Pix for Xy:
Bleaching
As XY's mother said: "You can't possibly go to New York with all that facial hair."

Take That!
Xy shows her love for Limbaugh.

XY & Bailey
"Fuck the televangelism, look at this! This is communing with nature!"

Up to...
ROX People Index
<<

ROX Home | ROX Login | Watch ROX | Buy ROX
Episodes | Drinx | People | Locations | Things | Ideas | Subscribe/Syndicate
Editor B's Blog: b.rox

What the Fuck?

>>


Created, maintained, owned and distributed by Editor B <send message>, except where otherwise noted.
Site hosted by DreamHost.
URL: /people/xy/
Created: January 1st, 2003
Modified: December 15th, 2005
This page was generated in less than half a second.
Today's date: 2019-06-16