Xy, Your Tour Guide

Xy is a ROX icon.

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J&B Eat Garlic
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Love on the ROX
How to Make Your Own TV Show
A Semisesquicentennial Celebration
Slaves to the Bean
BCAT XMAS
Generation Y
Gateway
Raw Footage
A Day in the Life
XY in NY
Moving on Down
Mental Housecleaning
The Nature of Reality
Flow
Peace & Justice Special
How to Load Fruit
All Saint's Day
A Leap of Faith
Six Six Six
The Eternal Return
A Toast to Poverty
B's Summer Vacation
Congrats to Clinton
Out of Work, Out of Mind
Mom, Dad, I'm Getting Married
In Praise of Folly
Tying One On
J&B Get Baked
Beer and Its Abuses
Falling Behind
Sustaining the Buzz
Blood on the Dial
A Festival of Fools
J&B on Ice
Head Jobz
Sloppy But Quick
Mish-Mosh Revisited
My Mother the Doctor
Hallowgiving '93
The Mystical State
Back in the Camera Again
J&B Get Sick
Our Drinking Problem
Funky Young Siblings of the Midwestern Hemisphere
Family Values Special
Boyz Nite In
Sunday Morning
J&B's Holiday-Type Festivity
J&B's Freshman Orientation Program
Noam Chomsky
Coping with the Shock
Special Mish-Mosh Episode
The Great Midwestern Watershed
The Overt Promotion of Anarchy
Prize Fools
Brew Ha Ha
Fat
Property is Theft
J&B Give Thanx
Property is Theft, Part II
After the Levees Failed
Fifteen Months of Katrina

Programs

27 Faces

Events

B & XY Get Married

Drinx

Medicinal Brandy
Shriner Spritzer
Xy's Gin & Tonic
Pusser's Painkiller
Watney's Cream Stout
CBGB
Cold Chocolate
Christ with a Y
Loaded Sherbet
Bourbon & C
The Whiner

Cosmetics

Jolen Creme Bleach

Musical Artists

Füc

Organizations

The Have Fun Club

Recipes

XY's Fab Guac
Doctored Ramen
XY's Fab Salsa

Recurring Segments

Real Mail From Real People

Vocab

lumpen

External Links

The All New Xy Paxson Show

ROX: People: Xy Send a Message to Xy

Current Location: New Orleans

Vital Statistics

Real Name:: Christy
Birthdate:: 1968-12-29

Production Notes:

July 21st, 2004
What Xy Stands For

B: Some people are confused about what Xy stands for and how to pronounce it. You might have heard that XY is the male chromosome. This is true, but that's a mere coincidence.

Xy is the name of the ROX tour guide, who also happens to be the love of my life and the song of my heart. I can assure you that she is female.

X stands for Christ, as any good Xian knows. Thus the expression, “Merry Xmas.” As for Y, well, that stands for why as in “Christ, why did you do that?” This is something I ask around our house on an alarmingly frequent basis.

Put them together and you have her name, pronounced kris-tee just like you'd expect.

So Xy is really just an abbreviation. We use the abbreviated form as a codename to protect her secret identity. In real life she's a teacher, and it just wouldn't do to have her students searching the Web and finding this website.

Media for Xy:

		Dumpster Diving
		Mall Mound 5
		XY & B

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Pix for Xy:

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Füc rocks the streetdance, summer of '96. From left to right: the infamous Xy on guitar and vocals, Scott "Burns" Evans on drums, and Liz Mordarski on bass. Note the letters emblazoned on their respective chests.

XY models a merkin.

XY rips up a parking ticket. She's driving a rental in West Lafayette, so what does she care?