Pix for J&B's Freshman Orientation Program

1. Title frame for ROX #34, "J&B's Freshman Orientation Program."

2. B points out a popular location for intimate encounters.

3. In honor of Indiana's arcane liquor laws, J gets ready to mix a Blue Law.

4. J gets ready to mix a Fig Leaf for our old friends Adam and Eve.

5. XY takes some Ballantine Ale to Ballantine Hall. Isn't she clever?

6. J examines a "glory hole" which has been blocked off with a sheet of metal.

7. Perched on a balcony of Indiana limestone, J mixes a classic drink.

8. J dispenses wisdom to the new crop of freshmen.

9. This photo shows Richard Owen's ruff of neck whiskers, for which he was known as "Old Bristly."

10. Alfred Kinsey was really into sex.

11. "Don't drink the drinks you see on this show or you might be sorry!"

12. Jim explains where to get free porn.

13. Our viewers know quality when they don't see it.

14. "I mean, how'd you like to take a crap in one of these open air side shows?"

15. XY speculates on the meaning of a symbol on the Chemistry Building.

16. J explains how to operate the Rawles Hall Door Knocker.

17. When you see a sign ike this, there's only one thing to do...

18. ROX breaks down your vocabulary word.

19. While J drains his customary pre-show beverage, Editor B welcomes the viewing public to the second season of ROX.

20. His finest moment: Editor B rides his bike in Jordan Hall.

21. J & Jim compare take-home pay.

22. J & Jim compare grade point averages.

23. "Don't listen to us. We don't know shit."

24. With drink in hand, Editor B leaps atop the steps of Myers Hall. (Note the "Meat Poetry" tee shirt featuring an image of Ed the Meat Poet.)

25. XY never could think of a title for her weekly segment. One viewer suggested "Country Fried Jesus," which was pretty good, but apparently not good enough for this hard-to-please wench.

26. The lighter again. You know what that means.

27. ...but we never did.